Oh, For...

This is what I came home to just now.

Pigeon Mantra: Whenever possible, get yourself in an embarassing predicament.

It's a thin, take-out paper napkin I'd given him to play with, he'd torn a hole in it and thrust his head through it. It looked like he was wearing a toilet seat around his neck, he wore it like a cape and ran around.

Pigeon fun.