...in a rational, sane universe, anyway.
Like the tile we saw in
the kitchen of the last house we toured--I've formed the hypothesis that
the previous owners lost a bar bet. What else could explain not only
the color of this tile, but the wooden edging, complete with little buttons to knock loose, never to be seen again? Wood edging, on a kitchen counter?
like they skipped off to the hardware store and chirped, "We'd like to
see the tile that looks like dried vomit, please!"
It doesn't get any
better up close.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the 70's era was a time of
cultural tastelessness throughout America. Despite the kitchen tile the
rest of the home is lovely and we've made an offer on it. Luckily for
me I both own a hammer and know how to lay tile.