Oh. Well, I know, let's unpack the ornaments, that's pretty straightforward and shouldn't take too lo--
huge vat o'coffee is a necessary tool in tree decorating at my house.
And yes, those huge boxes ARE packed to the brim with ornaments.
Packing those boxes away on my tiny bedroom closet shelves every year is
like a Chinese puzzle. Also, I still have to wrap all the
gifts, I haven't done a single one. I figure by Christmas day they'll
find me painted yellow, cackling hysterically and screaming at the
parakeet (*nod to James Lileks*). If I'm conscious.
I really should seek professional help...