Sunday, December 19, 2010

Hey, Let's Decorate The Christmas Tree!



Oh. Well, I know, let's unpack the ornaments, that's pretty straightforward and shouldn't take too lo--

Double shit.

The huge vat o'coffee is a necessary tool in tree decorating at my house. And yes, those huge boxes ARE packed to the brim with ornaments. Packing those boxes away on my tiny bedroom closet shelves every year is like a Chinese puzzle. Also, I still have to wrap all the gifts, I haven't done a single one. I figure by Christmas day they'll find me painted yellow, cackling hysterically and screaming at the parakeet (*nod to James Lileks*). If I'm conscious.

I really should seek professional help...

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