The people doing the Spring pictures at school tomorrow have made a fatal mistake: they say that the kids may pose with a 'prop' if they want to. Specifically, 'Bring your own props!'
Oh, dear. Unfortunately for them, they do not make any exclusions.
Inner Smart Ass is running rampant. Hmmm...what'll it
be...bloodstained ax? Voodoo or Satanic-looking paraphenalia? The mind
Also they did not rule out 'alive'.
So hey, live chicken it is! Now...which one?