It's PERFECT!

It's the kid's birthday, yay!

Why here she is now, just coming home from school! Hi, kid!

What?  Why, what ever could be producing this kind of a reaction?

*If there was sound you'd hear a loud 'thump' as her backpack hit the ground.

The perfect birthday present,that's what!

Yep, giant gross spider for the win!

 Damned thing hardly fit in the living room.

Obligatory, 'Arrrg...fargl, it's got me by the throat!' pose.

It's perfect!