Why here she is now, just coming home from school! Hi, kid!
What? Why, what ever could be producing this kind of a reaction?
*If there was sound you'd hear a loud 'thump' as her backpack hit the ground.
The perfect birthday present,that's what!
Yep, giant gross spider for the win!
Obligatory, 'Arrrg...fargl, it's got me by the throat!' pose.