Then, place watermelon within range of a flock of chickens. There will be much milling about and chickspicion. The huge, intimidating-looking rooster with 4 inch spurs will keep a
Finally your huge coward of a rooster will dare to approach.
This can only get funnier as they eat down into the horrified melon and REALLY have to stick their heads in there.
I figure by tomorrow it'll be truly zombie-like.