Ever had a pet that was too much trouble?
I mean an animal that at the time seemed like a good match, healthy, happy, no problems...
...and once you get it home you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.
maybe I'm overstating it a bit. But not much, I'll tell ya. Such is
the case with Houdini. Houdini is a small Bantam hen of indeterminate
We first got Houdini at a local feedstore that
carried adult chickens as well as baby chicks. This place was Chicken
Hell. The conditions were horrible. As a matter of fact we got Houdini
and Mrs. Black (mentioned previously) on the same day at this place.
is one of those pets that unfortunately EARNED her name. When we got
her home we trimmed their wings and released both new birds into the
flock. Everything went fine and they fit right in. Every so often we'd
go out into the yard to check on things. After a few hours we suddenly
heard an uproar in the yard, the whole flock was yelling their brains
out. Out into the yard I ran, thinking that surely someone was being
murdered. I stopped short on the patio, looking around for the trouble.
Most of the flock was standing around looking alarmed, cackling loudly
and staring goggle-eyed at a point over my head. It was then
that I realized that there WAS something over my head an looked up.
There, perched on the grape arbor 8 feet in the air, was Houdini.
Now, everyone knows that chickens can't fly. Uh-huh.
Houdini flies really, really well. Clipped wings or no.
learned this when I tried to shoo this silly chicken down off the arbor
and back onto the ground where any self-respecting chicken ought to be.
Houdini responded by cackling with glee as she FLEW about 30 yards to
the back fence. Flying like a real freakin' bird with fancy gliding and
everything. Now since Houdini was new to us and didn't know where she
lived as yet, I could see disaster looming large on the horizon. I got
over to the fence as quick as I could and tried to shoo her back into
OUR yard. I SWEAR she laughed as she went over the fence into the
neighbor's yard. Now this yard is a regular jungle of overgrown plants,
bushes and trees, complete with a shed full of junk that overflows into
the yard with more piles of junk just for fun all over the place. The
people who live there use the place as a weekend party house and are
Needless to say getting Houdini back was going to be a nightmare.
J. dutifully climbs the fence and spends the next 30 minutes chasing
around a wild chicken who is convinced that he means to eat her. When
he finally catches her we are seriously considering it. After another
wing clipping, this time so short that she could join the Marines, she
is returned to our yard and behaves herself the rest of the day until
it's time to go out and feed everyone.
A quick beak count comes
up one short...Houdini. With heavy sighs and sinking hearts we begin
to search. Right about that time our neighbor to one side of us sticks
their head over the fence and asks if we are missing a chicken. Yup,
there is Houdini, exploring ANOTHER yard. J. again jumps the fence and
gives chase. I stand in our yard listening and ready to receive Houdini
when J. hands her back. Instead I hear him yell, "No--no---NO!!"
accompianed by a wild cackle. Houdini has jumped the wrong fence and
gone into ANOTHER yard.
This one has a Cocker Spaniel in it. A bird dog.
ensues as J. leaps the fence like an Olympic hurdler and gives chase to
a screaming chicken and a yelping dog. I can only stand helplessly and
listen as it sounds like all three are killing each other. Quiet
falls. I hear J. coming back over the fence and see that he is carrying
Houdini's body. Much to my surprise, she is alive. Not only that, she
is unhurt. J. tells me that he caught up with the dog/chicken combo
just in time and you never saw a more confused Cocker Spaniel whom I'm
sure was terrified by having strange chickens and humans drop screaming
from the sky into his little world.
Well, we can't clip Houdini's
wings any more but we CAN keep her in the coop for a few days to help
her learn that she lives HERE now, so that's what we do. This works for
about three days until one morning Houdini slips past J. as he is
letting the others out of the coop. This seems OK though since she
seems to have learned her lesson and meekly stays in the yard for the
next few days.
On Saturday we again hear
an uproar from the chickens and look out just in time to see Houdini sitting gleefully on
the back fence, looking smugly back over her shoulder at us. She sits
there just long enough to make sure that we've seen her and then leaps
down into the junk jungle.
This time no amount of chasing can
catch her and she leaps the fence into another yard and dissapears.
While we don't want to lose her and there are certainly more than a few
things running around at night that would love a chicken dinner, we have
to give up for the time being. Our only hope is that she'll get hungry
and come home. The rest of the day we spot her here and there. At one
point she spent two hours up on the tallest point of the neighbor's
roof, walking around next to their air conditioner. We make a few "lost
chicken" signs and post them on the next street hoping that someone
On Sunday we get a call, the neighbors say Houdini is
in their yard. J. goes over armed with a blanket and after more
blood-curdling screams and more than a little cussing, finally returns
home triumphantly carrying Houdini wrapped inside it. I help J. mop up
the blood on his arms where he plunged them into the Bouganvilla bush
that Houdini was hiding in. She seems quieter and more docile now,
apparantly she just wanted to see the world a bit.
then Houdini has stayed in the yard and been a very nice little hen.
She doesn't even jump up on the patio furniture and stays sensibly on
the ground like a good little hen.
Until she went broody.
day there was again an alarm call, this time raised by the flock's Head
Hen, a wise old Silver Laced Wyandotte. She has one call that she ONLY
makes when something is wrong with one of the flock. Today she was
making it, loudly, in the middle of the yard. A quick search revealed
that Houdini was again missing, and there was nothing to do but wait and
see if she would reappear. She did about an hour later, and we figured
that she had simply gone exploring. Unfortunately she did it twice
more that same week. We realized that what she was doing was going off
to lay eggs in one of the neighbor's yards in secret, and when she had a
cluth she would vanish for good to go and sit on them. Now even if she
did survive nightime predators for the 21 days while sitting on the
nest, once the chicks hatched there would be no way for them to follow
her back to our yard for food and shelter and they would die.
a few days Houdini reappeared and this time had surely gone broody.
She stomped around all fluffed up and in a bad mood, clucking angrily
and pecking any flockmate who got near her. J. lost no time in chasing
her down and grabbing her indelicately. Houdini was tossed into the
coop, this time to stay until she gave up the idea of nesting away
Instead she has finally come to her senses and gone
broody in one of the nest boxes in the coop. Hurrah! As a reward for
not making us crazy and bound through other people's yards we have given
her three eggs to hatch.
Peace once again...for however long it will last this time...